Peanut's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas - Jeff Dunham

Snow Boobs

Child of the 80's

If you can identify with at least half of this list then you, my friend, are a "Child of the 80's".

• Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.


• You can sing the McDonald's Big Mac, Filet-O-Fish, Quarter Pounder, French Fry song while jump roping.


• You ever wore fluorescent, neon clothing.


• You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer".


• You know who Fat Albert is.


• You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.


• You HAD to have your MTV.


• You watched Purple Rain over and over again.


• You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.


• You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.


• You own any cassettes.


• Poltergeist freaked you out.


• You know what leg warmers are and probably had a pair.


• You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos.


• You still occasionally hum a Debbie Gibson tune.


• You remember when they actually played videos on MTV.


• You see teenagers today wearing the same clothes you wore at that age and they still look bad.


• You can remember a time when "going out for coffee" DIDN'T involve 19,000 selections to choose from.


• You're starting to realize that getting carded while buying alcohol is a good thing.


• You know who shot J.R.


• You had ringside seats for Luke and Laura's wedding on General Hospital.


• The phrase, "Where's the beef?" still doubles you over with laughter.


• Finally, this rings a bell: "...and my name is Charlie. They work for me."

New uses for...Applesauce cups

Don't throw away those applesauce cups. Reuse them:

Use for single servings of something like salsa or dips.

Cut off the bottom and use for a cookie or biscuit cutter.

Use to clean paintbrushes when the kids are painting.

Use them for holding little items like buttons, loose change, safetypins, paper clips,etc.

Use for soaking small items in cleaning solutions.