Who Are You?.....

•An Optimist thinks the glass is half full.
•A Pessimist thinks the glass is half empty.
•A Realist thinks the glass is half filled.
•An Alcoholic thinks the glass is filled with vodka.
•A Critic thinks the glass is ugly.
•A Cleptomaniac thinks the glass can fit in his pocket.
•A teenager doesn’t give a fuck about the glass.
•A Blonde thinks the glass is like used for like drinking.
•An American thinks the water needs more sugar in it.
•Jesus thinks the water can be turned into wine.
•A Nerd knows the liquid is H20.
•A pothead thinks the food is missing.