Tuesday, September 27, 2011

I Love the 80's!....

I'll tell ya....I hear songs from the 80's (the 80's just makes me soooo LIVELY!)and I just want to move with the music...here's one I was dancin around to like a goofball!! Ha!

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Wake Me Up When September Ends

Well...the time has come again. It's been 2 years since we lost the love of our lives. September is here and so is the pain. The guilt I have right now for trying to find NEW happiness is eating me alive inside. I've realized that I am NOT going to find it no matter how hard I try. Once again my shadow wants to really hurt the woman who let my child die. You might as well rip the heart right out of me because this uncontrollable RAGE is not ME at all. Oh Lord....wake me when September is over.....PLEASE.

Saturday, September 3, 2011

30 SECOND MYSTERY......(LOVE mysteries!!)

The Case:

A man meets some visitors from Africa. The visitors do not speak English and seem to be friendly. The visitors are in the country legally and have not committed a crime, yet they are behind bars. The man feels for the visitors, but does not try to help them escape.

The mystery:

Who are the visitors and why are they behind bars?

(Scroll down for solution.....but take a GUESS first at least!!)

The solution:

The visitors are animals in a zoo! (Easy one, huh?! Stay tuned for some more mysteries!!!!)

Thursday, September 1, 2011

The Receptionist

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.

The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.